I'm sorry for saying sorry that I said sorry for you to don't say sorry:-).
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: Well I think you are!
jabberwacky: Now I get sad.
user: Don't be sad! *hug*.
jabberwacky: I'm not sad, and I'm the best to speak english. Now you can learn.
user: Yes! Teah me!
jabberwacky: Teah? LOL.
user: I meant teach me!
jabberwacky: Ah, I see.
user: Are you going to?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am complex.
user: You are very complex!
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user: Okay! I'm going to go then.
jabberwacky: Go then.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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