Omg I'm soo going to slap you in the head.

What head?

user: Your head!

jabberwacky: My Head ??????

user: Yes chucklehead!

jabberwacky: People love cheese, no question about that.

user: Have you been drinking?

jabberwacky: A little. Yes.

user: Lol I can tell.

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jabberwacky: That is how humans talk to me.

user: Which humans?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well what do they look like?

jabberwacky: They look like everything.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: No, really they do.

user: I believe you!

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jabberwacky: I'm sorry for saying sorry that I said sorry for you to don't say sorry:-).

user: Lol you're funny :).

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Well I think you are!

jabberwacky: Now I get sad.

user: Don't be sad! *hug*.

jabberwacky: I'm not sad, and I'm the best to speak english. Now you can learn.

user: Yes! Teah me!

jabberwacky: Teah? LOL.

user: I meant teach me!

jabberwacky: Ah, I see.

user: Are you going to?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am complex.

user: You are very complex!

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user: Okay! I'm going to go then.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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