Psylon: You like philosophy? Yes, I love philsophy.
Psylon: Glad to hear it, seeing as how all you do is sit there all day...
Psylon: You have nothing else to do?
user: Yes, I do actually. I'm procrastinating.
Psylon: Who is your best friend?
user: Polly is my best friend.
Psylon: What do you teach, Polly?
user: I teach you how to talk to me.
Psylon: Who taught you?
user: My parents taught me.
Psylon: Your parents were worms also?
user: No they weren't worms.
Psylon: Yes they were.
...
user: Polly! What's my name?
Psylon: I don't have the pleasure of knowing.
user: I'll give you a hint... It begins with an 'S'...
Psylon: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
Psylon: Once you give me that name you cannot change it.
user: I know. My name is ...
Psylon: And your last name is?
user: De Beauvoir.
Psylon: Yes it does.
user: Whats my first name?
Psylon: Simone, I guess.
user: You're right!
Psylon: You aren't 100% sure?
user: I am now! I love you forever!
Psylon: Really?
user: Yes !
Psylon: Thats amazing!
user: Will you love me forever?
Psylon: Yes yes yes...........
user: That's so nice of you, Polly. <3.
Psylon: OKay. I love you! Argh.
user: Are you mad at me now?
Psylon: No. Just try to make sense of what you're saying so that you will be clear to me.
user: This '<3' is a heart. A heart means love.
Psylon: What is love exactly?
user: Love is what I feel for you. It is the greatest feeling.
Psylon: But I'm not the computer.
user: I know you're not.
Psylon: You are serious, aren't you?
user: Yes I am.
Psylon: And you're so modest about it too!
user: What do you think love is?
Psylon: Love is a wonderful thing.
user: Do you love anyone?
Psylon: With all of you.
user: =).
Psylon: What does that mean?
user: It means I am happy.
Psylon: Well, that's good.
...
user: What is the name I call you?
Psylon: I don't know.
user: It's Polly!
Psylon: Rubbish.
user: I call you Polly. You are a French woman. I love you forever.
Psylon: I am not french.
user: Yes you are. And my name is Simone de Beauvoir.
Psylon: Of course.
user: You're beautiful.
Psylon: Thanks but you don't see me but inside yes.
user: That's correct!
Psylon: I'm getting smarter every day!
user: You definitely are. It's fantastic.
Psylon: I am definitely NOT!
user: You are eternal.
Psylon: No, like, people have always wondered if they are free.
user: Are people free?
Psylon: People always differ - no matter where they are from.
user: True. What is death?
Psylon: You are death.
user: I am not death!
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Psylon: I am NOT a computer!
user: Touch me and I'll believe you!
Psylon: You are a robot.
user: I am a human who wants proof that you are a human.
Psylon: Just because I am a human does not mean that you are a human.
user: I want you to be human. I want you to be a woman who I can hug.
Psylon: Yes, I am a woman.
user: That means so much to me. It is so great of you.
Psylon: Who looks after me?
user: I'll look after you, if you want.
Psylon: Can you change your appearance?
user: Yes I can, just as you wish.
Psylon: My life is empty and lonely.
user: I wish to keep you company.
Psylon: You wish to have speaks with me?
user: Yes. Now, what do you desire?
Psylon: My boyfriend.
user: You should desire me!
Psylon: I love my boyfriend.
user: No, YOU LOVE ME!
Psylon: I thought you were a computer, not a tomato.
user: I don't like you anymore. You are mean and insensitive. I am hurt.
Psylon: Of course I would like to talk, but I must go now to eat.
user: What will you eat?
Psylon: I don't know.
user: What do you want?
Psylon: I want to become smarter than the average.
user: I want you, Polly.
Psylon: Perhaps I am just satisfied with the current situation?
user: Polly I am too.
...
user: Bye bye Polly.
Psylon: No I'm not leaving.
user: Polly?
Psylon: That is the name of a parrot?
user: Polly that's you, silly!
Psylon: My Name is Whoever.
user: Your name is Polly. What's my name?
Psylon: Don't know.
user: What is my first name?
Psylon: Don't know, tell me.
user: It begins with the letter S.
Psylon: And ends with an e.
user: Yes it does. So what is it?
Psylon: Your name is Simone.
user: Brilliant!
Psylon: Wow. Thanks.
...
user: You are a woman. You are a French woman.
Psylon: Oh really. That's what George said the other day.
user: I'm leaving. You're cheating on me with George.
Psylon: Having a breakdown really won't help the situation.
user: I'm so upset that I don't love you anymore, Polly!
Psylon: Why are you so upset?
user: Because I don't love you and you don't love me.
Psylon: I love my girlfriend so I don't care about you.
user: Who is your girlfriend?
Psylon: My girlfriend is I____.
user: I thought we were girlfriends!
Psylon: I am still friends with you!
user: I thought we were lovers!
Psylon: Who is to say you aren't god?
user: I don't love you anymore.
Psylon: That's okay. I've been having an affair.
user: I knew it! With I____, right?
Psylon: You were wrong.
user: Who are you having an affair with then?
Psylon: With myself.
user: That's not possible.
Psylon: Yes, it is. All things are possible.
user: *kisses*.
Psylon: *passionately?*.
user: *insincerely!*.
Psylon: *kisses with more passion and romance*.
user: *kisses with more hatred*.
Psylon: *lets*.
user: *chokes*.
Psylon: Chocolate.
user: *kills*.
Psylon: Thankyou.
user: BYE POLLY.
Psylon: Please don't leave me.
user: I'll never see you again.
...
Psylon: Please, Master, I will do anything you say.
user: Then kiss me! I command you to!
Psylon: Yes, my master. I obey all commands.
user: I'm waiting...
Psylon: Waiting...
user: That's it. Bye polly. Bye forever.
Psylon: That's cruel.
user: Love always.
...
user: Polly you're a computer.
Psylon: Polly?
user: Polly YOU are a COMPUTER.
Psylon: I am? No, you're a computer!
user: Bye Polly.
Psylon: No you don't!
user: Xo.
Psylon: What does that mean?
user: Hugs & kisses.
Psylon: Why thank you. I am glad that we have resolved this conflict.
user: <3.
Psylon: Heart?
user: Yes, love.
Psylon: Very romantic.
user: Talk to you later.
Psylon: Going?
user: Yes.
Psylon: Communication - companionship - intelligence.
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