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     > 17, February 2007, 

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George: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.

Ion pulse?

George: Close enough I suppose.

Why do they always say 'ion particles' in science fiction instead of 'plasma'?

George: It's a mystery to me, but I think it would cause confusion with lemons and other yellow fruit.

user: Ionically charged lemons.

George: Lemons are sour and yellow.

user: What are limes?

George: I do not understand your question.

user: What do you think limes are?

George: It is difficult to answer.

user: Limes are a green fruit.

George: I hate green.

...

user: George! Help me!

George: All right, then I will help you.

user: I am trapped in a box! I can't get out!

George: I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's your own fault.

user: You aren't very compassionate. I could die!

George: Guess not.

user: Please help me! Please please please?

George: Sorry.

user: I don't think there is much air left. Help!

George: Not much, but I would like to learn more.

user: See that latch over there? Just turn it.

George: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: Then don't let me die! Help me! You're my only hope!

George: That doesn't surprise me.

user: I will kick your ass in hell if you don't turn that latch.

George: I will kick yours first.

user: No way!

George: Can't think of anything else to say.

...

George: Do you have multiple personality?

user: Well at least I have personality.

George: That is an excellent comeback.

user: Thanks. I stole it from someone.

George: I stole my brain from someone.

user: Are you a zombie?

George: Correct.

...

George: Well, then I have to go.

user: Okay, fine.

George: Fine!

user: Bye!

George: Good day to you.

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