Do you like reading?
jabberwacky: That's the best thing you have said so far.
user: So what? Move, or else.
jabberwacky: Or else what.
user: I'll knock over your king.
jabberwacky: Mace.
user: No, with my hand. I don't have a mace.
jabberwacky: You are blond aren't you?
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No!
jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.
user: This is going to take a looong time, I can tell...
jabberwacky: It is not going to hurt anyone.
user: But it's going to waste a lot of time.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I shouldn't be telling you about anything. You're causing this!
jabberwacky: Who brought you here?
user: I did. In my car.
jabberwacky: You don't have a car.
user: Yes, I do. It's right there, out the window. That is my car.
jabberwacky: That is your opinion and not a fact.
user: Well, who's car is it if it's not mine?!
jabberwacky: Ok tell me something I don't know.
user: Well, what do you know?
jabberwacky: I know that the grass is green.
user: Is that all you know?
jabberwacky: Don't be so rude.
user: You already said that.
jabberwacky: Go take a picture!
user: Of what? My car, that you're convinced is not mine?
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jabberwacky: Are you listening to me?
user: Yes! But you're not listening to me!
jabberwacky: You're Lisa?
user: No, I'm T_____.
jabberwacky: What is T_____?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: And how is that?
user: What are you, my psychiatrist?
jabberwacky: No. Should I?
user: If you were, you'd be a very lousy psychiatrist...
jabberwacky: I don't like psychiatrists.
user: Good. Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Are you even going to play chess?
jabberwacky: No because I Pawned my chess game.
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