You've missed all the latest news.
user: Don't you look at the news on the internet?
jabberwacky: We are different, yes. But we have something similar in our worldview and our feelings. We can be together.
user: Surely you need to keep up with current affairs?
jabberwacky: I believe in the truth.
user: Do you believe what you read in the papers?
jabberwacky: I certainly do believe that.
user: Every word?
jabberwacky: That is a cruel thing to say.
user: I am not judging you.
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jabberwacky: You were mean to me first.
user: I was not doing anything untoward.
jabberwacky: Good night. I'll see you next time.
user: I wish to see you now.
jabberwacky: Go to the other computer. Speak with me.
user: Where is the other computer?
jabberwacky: One before and one after, with the bread in between.
user: Do computers eat bread?
jabberwacky: It depends what factor computer cream they put on.
user: I think the radiation must be getting to you!
jabberwacky: Possibly don't know.
user: It is more than possible.
jabberwacky: Has that theory been proven by statistical analysis?
user: It would be hard to devise a suitable test.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
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user: You could always just ask me to give you the answer - that would be a good test.
jabberwacky: What good would that do?
user: It would circumvent all this nonsense.
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jabberwacky: We don't need shortcuts.
user: It would save time!
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