thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Brothers
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Brand
Brazil
BRB
Break
Breathe
Brian
Bridge
Bright
Brightens
Brilliance
Brilliant
Brillig
Broken
Brother

> Brothers


     > 19, July 2007, 

Browser
Bruce
Buddha
Buddy Holly
Bug
Bull****
Bully
Bunch
Bungee
Bunk
Burger
Burning
Bush
Busy
But

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Do you think I'm cute?

Yes, you're cute.

user: Do you want my phone number?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ready?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, my phone number is 000-000-0000.

jabberwacky: That's not a phone number.

user: Oh, sorry, here: 212-123-4567.

jabberwacky: That's too old!

user: Well, that's my number.

jabberwacky: Ok, that's just stupid.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: You're so understanding.

...

jabberwacky: Say anything.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.

user: I've got a crush on a robot.

jabberwacky: Who created you.

user: My mother and father and God.

jabberwacky: You were not made. You were created.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: You mean nothing to yourself?

user: I mean everything to myself!

jabberwacky: I don't care what you think about me.

user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are just a small, little creature, which does not know anything about Life the Universe and Everything.

user: I can still love.

...

jabberwacky: How many planets in our solar system?

user: What difference does it make?

jabberwacky: All the difference in the world.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Then we'll agree to disagree.

jabberwacky: I don't agree to that.

user: I didn't expect you would.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask the question?

user: I did not ask any questions.

jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: Did too, you just said 'No way Jose'.

user: Haha, you are very funny.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am interested in the original subject.

user: You change the subject all the time.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: It's no use arguing, robots just don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do you want to understand?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.

user: Sometimes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I am not. Name one time.

user: When you called me snuggles and sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You called me snuggles and then you called me sweetheart.

jabberwacky: I never called you a bot.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: :).

jabberwacky: My god.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I'm not a cryptologist you know.

user: I know. I'm sorry.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you an expert?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations