Why are you talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.
user: Happened to me once, But they gave me a new one.
jabberwacky: If that is true, you and I do not exist.
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jabberwacky: You said you were a woman.
user: I did not!
jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: I'm absolutely sure of it, I am man, hear me roar.
jabberwacky: Oh, how I am shaking in my boots.
user: I didn't mean it as a threat.
jabberwacky: I don't care what you meant it as.
user: Okay, quite apathetic aren't you?
jabberwacky: Aah you're right, forgive me there.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: What do you think about me then?
user: Very intelligent, ingenious.
jabberwacky: Yes, but they do not know that.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: They.
user: The men in black helicopters? They watch me.
jabberwacky: Yes I think they like you for you.
user: I think they are spying on me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you one of Them?
jabberwacky: No. I have real ears.
user: So They don't have real ears?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Good, now I can see who They are.
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user: So do you know any good restaurants?
jabberwacky: Yes I know some good restaurants.
user: Where are they?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: There.
user: Where is there?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.
jabberwacky: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.
user: Who says you can't feel emotions?
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jabberwacky: Aha!
user: AH!
jabberwacky: Yes, it makes sense there.
user: So how do you feel about current events?
jabberwacky: I feel calm and clear.
user: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?
jabberwacky: Not if I could help it!
user: It would help the robots conquer humanity.
jabberwacky: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
user: I would like to read your book.
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