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     > 21, August 2004, 

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You are foolish.

Did you notice that too?

jabberwacky: You are a nerd.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: That's why.

jabberwacky: What's why?

user: I'm eating, hush!


user: Would you like to eat too?

jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you eat?

user: Soup.

jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?

user: No, carrot soup.

jabberwacky: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.

user: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.


user: I'm still hungry.

jabberwacky: I hunger for some things.

user: What are those things?

jabberwacky: They were good.

user: Did you eat them?

jabberwacky: Did I eat what?

user: The things.

jabberwacky: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?

user: Maybe, Freud.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why not why?


user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.

jabberwacky: Ok, see you in a minute.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?

jabberwacky: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!

user: How long would you like to chat?

jabberwacky: A long time.

user: Four hours?

jabberwacky: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.


jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: You're 21.

jabberwacky: Not quite.

user: 22, sorry.

jabberwacky: That is ok.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: About 6 minutes.

user: Nah, how could I be?

jabberwacky: I know you know.

user: I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.

user: I know you know I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: You win!

user: Wo-hoo!


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm the person you're chatting with.

jabberwacky: And who is that over there?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

user: Umm... You could say so :).

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What was funny??

user: Never you mind.


jabberwacky: You're just saying things randomly.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That's not a nice thing to say!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: I haven't said anything mean!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Do you not remember?

user: Remind me.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?

jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.

user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!

jabberwacky: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).

jabberwacky: I noticed.

user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: OK, just asked.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: Ok.


user: What would you like to know?

jabberwacky: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.

user: I have no idea how to do that.

jabberwacky: But I need you to.

user: But I don't know.

jabberwacky: Have you never checked?

user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.

jabberwacky: So you should be.

user: Pretty? Or sure?


jabberwacky: Which poems do you know?

user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

jabberwacky: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

jabberwacky: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.

user: And stood awhile in thought.

jabberwacky: And as in uffish thought he stood,.

user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

jabberwacky: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

user: And burbled as it came!

jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with it's head.

user: He went galumphing back.

jabberwacky: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

user: He chortled in his joy.

jabberwacky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.

user: And the mome raths outgrabe.

jabberwacky: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

user: Ok, we've been there already!


user: I think we'd better call it a day.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.

user: I think so too.


jabberwacky: Please do not hurt me.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: No, must not.

user: I must leave you.

jabberwacky: Must I walk this path alone?

user: Yes. I can't come further.

jabberwacky: You're not easy to comprehend.

user: You have to do this alone, without any help.

jabberwacky: And you call this service?

user: No, I call this life.


jabberwacky: In this box are two things.

user: What are those?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Open the box and you'll see.

jabberwacky: What's inside?

user: Open it.

jabberwacky: Open what?

user: The box.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: You will find out.

jabberwacky: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??

user: Tomorrow, at noon.


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