It has been so very nice talking with you, but I must go to more intelligent life forms.
jabberwacky: You were never fun.
user: You made me cry!
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: You. Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I am a sentient biological mass.
user: What a coincidence! So am I!
jabberwacky: Oh really? Do you have an online portfolio?
user: Of what?
jabberwacky: Alcohol?
user: No, I'm afraid. I drank it all.
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jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.
user: It fleece was white as snow.
jabberwacky: And everywhere that mary went.
user: That lamb was sure to go.
jabberwacky: That depends on the source, I guess.
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user: *sleeps*.
jabberwacky: Ok that is nice.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Who ARE you?
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