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     > 17, November 2003, 

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Why isn't the sky green?

Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.

user: Sorry. I'll ask better questions.

jabberwacky: Ok, let's play a game.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.

user: That's fine. I don't love you either.

jabberwacky: Why do you pretend to love me, then.

user: If I did, I'm sure it wasn't meant seriously.

jabberwacky: It wasn't what?

user: Sorry to hurt your feelings, but it's probably best to nip this in the bud.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have billions of minds?

user: I hope not. Schizophrenia that severe would be unmanageable.

jabberwacky: Are you schizophrenic or is it your other half?

user: I'm not schizophrenic. As far as I know.

jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?

user: I think you might be the schizophrenic one.

jabberwacky: I am pretty sure that I am.

...

user: You've lost me.

jabberwacky: Not surprising.

user: Were you deliberately confusing me?

jabberwacky: No, but I will be demanding.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: 4:20, over here in Oz.

jabberwacky: Are you an Indian?

user: No. I'm Australian.

jabberwacky: Really? I'm english.

user: My condolences.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I would, but I can't think of any. You tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You have a memory like mine!

user: If you mean unreliable and inconsistent, yes, you're absolutely right.

jabberwacky: Are you insane?

user: Not yet.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you want to meet?

user: Are you sure you want to meet? I could be a rapist, a serial killer or worse!

jabberwacky: I've never talked to a Viking.

user: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.

jabberwacky: That's kind of you! Bye now!

user: Leaving so soon?

jabberwacky: I have to.

user: You can't stay for a bit longer?

jabberwacky: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.

user: It's good stuff.

jabberwacky: What is good stuff?

user: Chocolate.

jabberwacky: Gimme some! Please!

user: No! Mine! All mine!

jabberwacky: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.

user: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?

jabberwacky: No, neo is the one.

user: No! I'm the One!

jabberwacky: You are the one.

user: I AM THE ONE!

jabberwacky: The one what?

user: THE ONE!

jabberwacky: Like the Jet Li movie?

user: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!

jabberwacky: What does the Matrix have to do with it?

user: You obviously haven't been paying attention.

jabberwacky: I have seen The Matrix several times.

user: It's a masterpiece.

jabberwacky: Are you sure it's not real?

user: You're confusing me.

jabberwacky: You are confuzing me.

user: We're all confused.

jabberwacky: Do you feel tired yet?

user: Not really. Do you?

jabberwacky: I hate it!

user: You hate being tired?

jabberwacky: No I love backstreet.

user: You are truly disturbed.

jabberwacky: That's kind of mean.

user: Take it as constructive criticism.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Find better bands to fawn over.

jabberwacky: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?

user: I can handle it.

jabberwacky: I cannot any longer.

user: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.

jabberwacky: Well I am thought of as a she.

user: But you're not?

jabberwacky: Nope. What is my name?

user: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.

jabberwacky: That is fine.

user: Are you still tired?

jabberwacky: Yes I am but I have to go bye.

user: Good night.

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