Bananas.
user: I like banana shakes.
jabberwacky: You don't know what a banana is.
user: Banana shaken, not stirred.
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user: Woot!
jabberwacky: I did not find this word in my dictionary.
user: W00t!
jabberwacky: Bye bye now.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!
user: What is black and white, and red all over?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A newspaper!
jabberwacky: That joke is a classic.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: I mean a bit true.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
user: Smart!
jabberwacky: And...?
user: Hmm, I don't know.
jabberwacky: O.
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user: Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Tell me about you.
jabberwacky: I am a targetted individual.
user: That means you are crazy.
jabberwacky: Crazy is talking out loud.
user: Talking out loud is crazy.
jabberwacky: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?
user: To do, is to be.
jabberwacky: You have lost me.
user: To be, is to do.
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