Don't go!
jabberwacky: He can wait for his kibble and bits.
user: But he's biting my leg.
jabberwacky: What is his speciality?
user: Biting my ankle apparently.
jabberwacky: Why don't you?
user: Look, there goes my little toe.
jabberwacky: Why did you take that off?
user: I didn't, he ate it.
jabberwacky: What on earth did you do?
user: I didn't leave and feed him!
jabberwacky: What did you do instead?
user: Talked to you. I am toeless and it's al your fault.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Toeless.
jabberwacky: Will you sing toe-nail for me?
user: 'Toe-nail'.
jabberwacky: You see - everyone knows those words, but do you know the context?
user: Yes, in the eighteenth century Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstien but she also wrote a mini novel in which a toenail was re-animated after it had been cut off, and it then began to grow and eventually desroyed the earth.
jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?
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jabberwacky: What do you know about sophistication?
user: That I am the height of it.
jabberwacky: The jury is still out on that one.
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: Lying is bad.
user: Yes, look, now I have no left foot at all. I'll really have to go.
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jabberwacky: Are you nuts?
user: Yes, bye then you wacky weasel.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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