What would you like to talk about?
user: What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: I would like to know how old you are.
user: I am 18.
jabberwacky: 18 is a horrible age to be.
user: What age are you?
jabberwacky: 44.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I should have thought you to be closer to 6.
jabberwacky: Are you being purposely frustrating?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Most certainly.
user: Well, you are not succeeding.
jabberwacky: I will one day!
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