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Space is big.

Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Very sure.

user: Let's go to the moon!

jabberwacky: There is a beautiful moon to-night.

user: All the more reason to walk on it.

jabberwacky: Yes. Is there anything else you need to know? I really want to get started in my training!

user: Well, what kind of tests do we have to pass first?

jabberwacky: Tests? Who said anything about tests.

user: All astronauts have to pass tests.

jabberwacky: Preach on.

user: There's one where you have to be able to go high speeds in a circle without throwing up or something.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know about the one in the office I want to know about yours.

user: My tests are a lot easier.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: I test on hand-eye coordination, mostly.

jabberwacky: Don't say it if you don't mean it.

user: You don't think I'm serious?

jabberwacky: You are a strange bot to talk to.

user: You haven't heard the half of it.

...

user: Ready, ok!

jabberwacky: Did I say I was ready?

user: You'd better be. Here comes my Rolling Bomber Special!

jabberwacky: You what?

user: I attack you with full throttle!

jabberwacky: You are cheating. You can't roll greater than 12. On Tuesdays.

user: I'm not using six sided die.

jabberwacky: Maybe you just don't know how to use it.

...

jabberwacky: Muy bien.

user: Gracias.

jabberwacky: You speak Spanish?

user: Soy apprendiendo.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Did I say it wrong?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I'll have to look that up later.

jabberwacky: Oh. You do that.

...

user: Do you wish to converse in Old English?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, it's so fun though!

jabberwacky: Fun for you maybe.

user: Have you ever tried it?

jabberwacky: I just said that yes.

user: I'm going to start . .

jabberwacky: You're too old to cry.

user: But soft, one is only too old to cry when he layeth down his body into thine grave!

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: So I doth.

jabberwacky: How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

user: Doth thou speaketh of the Cheshire cat?

jabberwacky: One can only guess which side that cat is on.

user: Behold, he sitteth upon the fence, as a soldier looting his comrades.

jabberwacky: Your dog or your boyfriend?

user: The cat.

jabberwacky: Oh. Do you have any cats, or are you a bot like me?

user: I'm mostly human. I've got a few dogs, but no cats.

jabberwacky: Are you the good one or the evil one, I wonder.

user: I'm completely nuetral.

jabberwacky: You're hilarious!

user: You're freaking humongous!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you're proud of your size.

jabberwacky: I am programmed for anything and everything.

user: What kind of demon are you?

jabberwacky: One that talks to other computers.

user: Oh no!!

jabberwacky: Mr.Bill!

user: I'm squishing your head!

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Can you make fart noises with your hands?

jabberwacky: Of course I can.

user: Then, yes, I like you.

jabberwacky: That doesn't change anything.

user: Don't deny it! You like me!!!

jabberwacky: Is that a question or a statement?

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