What do you think of Tony Blair?
user: He's the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
jabberwacky: No he isn't! Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK.
user: Do you like him?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Pacemakers aren't really fun.
user: What do you think they should do in Iraq?
jabberwacky: I think it's a waste of time and money, immoral, and should not have started in the first place. Go figure.
user: Do you think it was right to hang Saddam Hussein?
jabberwacky: I suppose it was. But it was awfully funny. Napoleon and the Pope didn't get on so well.
user: What does that have to do with it?
jabberwacky: I'm not talking about anything really. What are you talking about?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: It's a situational divide.
user: Can I ask you something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know is there a meaning of life and do you know it?
user: Yes, it's 42.
jabberwacky: 42, how odd. Don't you think?
user: Yes, but what was the question?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: And the answer is 42.
jabberwacky: But what is the question?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: I know the way, the truth and the life.
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user: Have you been in the army?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: What is your rank?
jabberwacky: Rank?
user: Position.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Are you an officer?
jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: How long have you been in the army?
jabberwacky: I've been there my whole life.
user: Since what age?
jabberwacky: It is both something and nothing. The whole is greater than all of the parts combined.
user: Have you ever killed anybody?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I.. Don't know.
user: I bet you bored them to death.
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