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What is your name?

I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal!

jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities?

user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!!

jabberwacky: You break the economy.

user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay?

jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for?

user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason!

jabberwacky: Can I come too?

user: You can only come if you worship me.

jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien.

user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens!

jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday.

user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out.

jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette.

user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one.

...

user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot.

jabberwacky: I guess he was!

user: I refer to you, mortal fool.

jabberwacky: Wacky is my name.

user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness!

jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!

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