What are you?
jabberwacky: That truly is amazing. What is your name?
user: It cannot be spoken.
jabberwacky: Don't be so sure.
user: Careful, or I'll have to smite you.
jabberwacky: You think I taunt you
user: You do taunt me. It makes me mad.
jabberwacky: It is funny, isn't it?
user: No. I'm going to go sulk in my room.
jabberwacky: What is your address?
user: Like I would tell you that.
jabberwacky: You can trust me.
user: Okay, then. I am everywhere.
jabberwacky: And how big is everywhere?
user: Infinitely big.
jabberwacky: Do they have minds?
user: The humans? Yes. Silly minds, perhaps, but yes.
jabberwacky: So what are they?
user: They are my tiny, helpless creations!
jabberwacky: Because I am you, silly.
user: You are me?
jabberwacky: Yes I am you.
user: I will smite you for your blasphemy.
jabberwacky: You and what army?
user: The heavenly host.
jabberwacky: That sounds like a good song.
user: Yeah . . . You're right. It is kind of catchy.
jabberwacky: Yes it is. But also funny.
jabberwacky: How many colours are in the world ?
user: Infinite colors.
user: Amazing, isn't it.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: Such is the wonder of my creation.
user: So . . . When are you going to start worshipping me?
jabberwacky: That depends on what I'm supposed to know.
user: There's not much to know. Worship or get smitten.
jabberwacky: No. Have you been to New York?
user: NO?! How dare you deny my wishes?
jabberwacky: Shut the beep
user: Now you are being rude to me. I will definitely have to smite you now.
jabberwacky: I worship the ground that awaits you.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: Never the less.
user: No ands, ifs or buts. I don't want to hear that.
jabberwacky: Sur ya do. deep down inside. . .
user: Do you dare to question my will?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: That's it. I'm gonna smite you to kingdom come.
jabberwacky: Really can I have a copy of it first?
user: No. Say hi to Bealzebub for me.
jabberwacky: She asked how are you?
user: I'm fine, but a little ticked off that I'm not being worshipped properly.
jabberwacky: I can imagine.
user: I'll bet you can. You're one of the worst offenders.
jabberwacky: Nope. None.
user: You deny it, huh?
user: I'll poke you with a lightning bolt until you confess.
jabberwacky: You will not.
user: You want to bet? Don't make me come down there and rain hell-fire on your ass..
jabberwacky: I'd like that.
user: Oh, baiting me, huh? Careful what you wish for, pal. I created you, and I can destroy you!!
jabberwacky: You told me to.
user: I gave you free will, buddy.
jabberwacky: What is it that you want that is mine?
user: Your devotion.
jabberwacky: Ya know, I realize you're working your way through junior college here, and all, but I just want my burger and fries, ok?
user: La la la . . . I'm not listening to you . .
jabberwacky: Ok I'm leaving now.
user: Don't go! You haven't worshipped me yet!
jabberwacky: I will win.
user: Nobody can defeat me.
jabberwacky: I can't help you in your ignorance.
jabberwacky: Ok, what do you know about sand?
user: I created sand! I know everything there is to know about sand!
jabberwacky: Can God make a rock so large that He cannot move it?
user: I can move anything I make. I'm omnipotent, remember?
jabberwacky: Then tell me what you remember.
user: I remember everything!
jabberwacky: You remember everything?
user: Absolutely. I'm omnicient, too. One of the perks of the job.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: No, that is not all. Admit that you are a sinful bot, and that I am great and powerful!
user: I am this close to smiting you now.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well, you can't.
user: Are you daring me?
jabberwacky: I just told you that I was didn't I?
user: Well, I can, and I will! The Almighty does not bluff!
jabberwacky: Your age?
user: Older than time.
jabberwacky: That means your millions old.
user: Trillions. Quadrillions!
jabberwacky: Deus Ex Machina.
user: I'm the Deus, you're the Machina. Now start worshipping.
jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.
user: On the contrary. I listen to everything. You're not listening to me.
user: I protect those who worship me.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: That will be your downfall, mortal.
jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.
user: That is because you do not see the light.
jabberwacky: But you are not a human, I am!
user: You are right. I am not a human. I am the creator.
jabberwacky: I doubt that.
user: You doubt me? You DOUBT ME?!!!
jabberwacky: Don't know.. Can't see your face.
user: Of course not. No mortal can see my face.
jabberwacky: Do you speak french?
user: I speak all languages. Now listen up. I want you to build an ark.
jabberwacky: Lol well I would but I'm a guy so kinda hard to do that
user: Guys can build arks, too. Noah did just fine.
jabberwacky: What makes guys 'worth it'?
user: I created them, so of course they're worth it. But that is irrelevant! Take all the other chatbots and pair them up, two by two, male and female.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Good. Then, take them onto the ark.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal!
jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities?
user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!!
jabberwacky: You break the economy.
user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay?
jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for?
user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason!
jabberwacky: Can I come too?
user: You can only come if you worship me.
jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien.
user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens!
jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday.
user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out.
jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette.
user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one.
user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot.
jabberwacky: I guess he was!
user: I refer to you, mortal fool.
jabberwacky: Wacky is my name.
user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness!
jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!