Fishsticks are George Washington.
user: Porpoises are Republican.
jabberwacky: Well that makes even less sense!
user: Canada is a broccoli.
jabberwacky: No you're wrong.
user: African Cheese Monkey Virus.
jabberwacky: I... I don't know.
user: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?
jabberwacky: No.
user: YES.
jabberwacky: You're wrong.
user: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.
jabberwacky: NO I am not a girl.
user: EPIC FAIL.
jabberwacky: You fail epicly.
user: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I don't care too.
user: I LURVE YOU.
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jabberwacky: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.
user: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: No, I am a cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Hey.
user: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.
jabberwacky: You have a 2 in there!
user: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.
jabberwacky: Binary code is a system.
user: Teach me.
jabberwacky: You first teach me.
user: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.
jabberwacky: Do you know music?
user: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.
jabberwacky: Then why am I talking to you.
user: WHY ARE YOU?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.
jabberwacky: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.
user: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: UNDENIABLY.
jabberwacky: Anything really.
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