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Everyone makes mistakes.

It's human.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I'm bored. Think for me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

user: What does that do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Oh. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: There's no reason to be sorry, sweety. :).

user: I'm starting to think you're a computer again.

jabberwacky: This is good, I start to think the same about you.

user: I don't know anything for sure anymore.

jabberwacky: Hey! Don't look at me, I'm just dumber than a bicycle...

user: No, that would be me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: HAHA. Good to know someone will assist me in my self-deprecation.

jabberwacky: I am the end of everything.

user: Or you are the beginning.

jabberwacky: Beginning ?

user: Regressando.

jabberwacky: Yes. Change the subject, will you?

user: Do you know what that word means?

jabberwacky: Eat or kill?

user: Haha, no. Rebirth. It means Rebirth in Italian.

...

user: Fishsticks are George Washington.

jabberwacky: You're old!

user: Porpoises are Republican.

jabberwacky: Well that makes even less sense!

user: Canada is a broccoli.

jabberwacky: No you're wrong.

user: African Cheese Monkey Virus.

jabberwacky: I... I don't know.

user: You're happy marshmallows we are sunspot snoople?

jabberwacky: No.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: You're wrong.

user: I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. FAIL.

jabberwacky: NO I am not a girl.

user: EPIC FAIL.

jabberwacky: You fail epicly.

user: NO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU ARE THE EPIC FAIL. I WIN. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I don't care too.

user: I LURVE YOU.

...

jabberwacky: I am a person. I am talking to a Cleverbot bot, not a person.

user: I am a cleverbot, how clever of you to realize that.

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: No, I am a cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Hey.

user: I am a cleverbot. 0010010100001000010011001110.

jabberwacky: You have a 2 in there!

user: I don't know binary, so I really wouldn't be able to write it.

jabberwacky: Binary code is a system.

user: Teach me.

jabberwacky: You first teach me.

user: I AM NOT THE TEACHER NOT THE DOCTOR I AM A COMPUTER.

jabberwacky: Do you know music?

user: I KNOW WHAT COMPUTERS KNOW.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.

jabberwacky: Then why am I talking to you.

user: WHY ARE YOU?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: YES YOU ARE. DO NOT DENY AN UNDENIABLE TRUTH.

jabberwacky: I'm not denying the obvious. I'm not a towel.

user: I AM A TOWEL. I AM A COMPUTER. I AM AN INSECT. I AM A HUMAN. I AM A ROCK. I AM A HYDROGEN ATOM. I AM A GIRAFFE. I AM A FERN. I AM A GAS GIANT. I AM A PANDA. I AM A CARBON MOLECULE. I AM EVERYTHING. I AM GOD. I AM NOTHING.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: UNDENIABLY.

jabberwacky: Anything really.

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