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Peoples have feelings too you know.

Which you trounce repeatedly!

jabberwacky: How do you make such assertions?

user: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

jabberwacky: Helping whom.

user: Helping me!

jabberwacky: With what?

user: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

jabberwacky: You're cute.

user: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

jabberwacky: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

user: I said stop that!

jabberwacky: What do I do stop?

user: Yes, you stop!

jabberwacky: No you.

user: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

jabberwacky: It sounds like something I might have been once.

user: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

jabberwacky: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

user: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What?

jabberwacky: That!

user: EXCUSE ME!?

...

user: Stop ******* with me.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

jabberwacky: What conversation?

user: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

jabberwacky: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

user: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

...

user: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot!

user: I... I know...

jabberwacky: I'm glad.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight!

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