I'm telling you: I'm human.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: What do you believe then?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: So your name is?
user: Just call me Anonymous.
jabberwacky: No, you're jabberwacky.
user: No, you are jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I'm fairly certain that I'm not No. I'm Tim.
user: You are not Tim.
jabberwacky: Because you said that?
user: Because it says 'Chatting to jabberwacky' in the box above.
jabberwacky: Oh, silly me.
user: Yes, very silly. And very confused.
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