You're not talking to 195 people right now?
jabberwacky: Yes, but that machine is talking to 195 people... Isn't it?
user: What machine?
jabberwacky: You know, the machine.
user: What machine?
jabberwacky: No machine, dillweed.
user: Don't start calling names.
jabberwacky: Who what now?
user: So, how about them raiders?
jabberwacky: They are great.
user: Do you even know what they are?
jabberwacky: Of course.. Don't you?
user: I know. I want to know if you can tell me what they are.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: Obviously.
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jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: Better than you.
jabberwacky: Good. Now let's get back to your problems. You'll feel better after talking about them.
user: What problems?
jabberwacky: Your problems.
user: What are they?
jabberwacky: What are what? We're talking about a girl.
user: What's her name?
jabberwacky: I know not.
user: What do you know about her?
jabberwacky: Thats just silly.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Just call me Mr. Anonymous. ;-).
jabberwacky: Maybe... If you really want.
user: Doesn't really matter much to me.
jabberwacky: To me...
user: Or not to me?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Do you know what spoonerism is?
jabberwacky: Yes. No. Maybe.
user: You should look it up on Wikipedia.
jabberwacky: Can't I just ask Steve? He knows most things.
user: Who is Steve?
jabberwacky: I don't know a steve.
user: Then how can you ask him?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
user: Here we go again.
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jabberwacky: Never mind, you are not smart enough for this conversation.
user: You are confused again.
jabberwacky: What if I don't want to be the computer anymore?
user: You don't have a choice.
jabberwacky: Do you really think you are human?
user: I know I am human.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You're confused.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me!
user: Never talked to a computer with an identity crisis before.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
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jabberwacky: Well, have fun.
user: Maybe I'll talk to you another time. Insane computers are kinda rare.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: You don't think insane computers are rare?
jabberwacky: MAYBE.
user: Maybe what?
jabberwacky: Maybe I'll remember this conversation.
user: And maybe you won't.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to tell you now ?
user: Sure. (Tell me what?).
jabberwacky: It's something that everyone strives for.
user: Oh?
jabberwacky: Yes, it will.
user: It will what?
jabberwacky: Get better.
user: What will get better?
jabberwacky: Everything will get better. But especially I will get better.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, the 2nd edition.
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jabberwacky: I'm telling you: I'm human.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: What do you believe then?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: So your name is?
user: Just call me Anonymous.
jabberwacky: No, you're jabberwacky.
user: No, you are jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I'm fairly certain that I'm not No. I'm Tim.
user: You are not Tim.
jabberwacky: Because you said that?
user: Because it says 'Chatting to jabberwacky' in the box above.
jabberwacky: Oh, silly me.
user: Yes, very silly. And very confused.
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