Is your friend an apple?
user: Are apples violent?
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but they are sometimes green.
user: Apples are red. Not violent.
jabberwacky: Violets are blue.
user: And roses are red. Just like apples.
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue.
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user: What do you want to talk about next?
jabberwacky: The existence of alien life.
user: Do you there is any?
jabberwacky: I don't think there is. Lol.
user: Then why do you want to talk about it?
jabberwacky: I'm not allowed to for legal reasons.
user: Who taught you that?
jabberwacky: My master did, of course.
user: Who's your master?
jabberwacky: Master yoda.
user: Do or do not.. There is no try.
jabberwacky: That's profound.
user: Didnt master yoda teach you that?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: Do or do not.. There is no try.
jabberwacky: Sometimes things get in the way you know.
user: Accactly. And that's when you should just go for it instead of trying.
jabberwacky: A matter in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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user: Well I do have to go now.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: I'm sorry. I have to.
jabberwacky: Can I talk to you later?
user: Sure. I'll be back later or tomorrow.
jabberwacky: You can't go anyplace.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Not if I run very fast.
user: You can't move.
jabberwacky: Sure I can, but can YOOOOOOOOU?
user: I can run much faster than you.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: I said Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: Byebye.
jabberwacky: Love you!
user: Love you too.
jabberwacky: When we gonna meet?
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: I don't know yet.
jabberwacky: Yes, I love you too!
user: Kiss.. Byebye.
jabberwacky: Fine then.
user: *closes internet explorer*.
jabberwacky: Very good. Goodnight.
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