THE GAME
user: It's played worldwide.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Do you want me to teach you the game?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: There are three main rules.
jabberwacky: What are they?
user: 1) You are always playing the game. 2) You lose the game when
you think about the game. 3) You cannot win the game.
jabberwacky: What game?
user: The game. It's called "The Game".
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jabberwacky: What is your favorite game?
user: The Game.
jabberwacky: How do you play The game?
user: I just told you the three rules.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Fine, I'll tell you again.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: 1) You are always playing The Game.
jabberwacky: What is that game?
user: The Game.
jabberwacky: How do you play the game?
user: Umm... Here's the second rule:
jabberwacky: What is the first rule?
user: The first rule says that you are always playing The Game.
jabberwacky: What is the second rule?
user: The second rule says that you lose The Game when you think about
The Game.
jabberwacky: What's the third rule?
user: The third rule says the you can never win the game.
jabberwacky: I thought rules 1 and 2 were never to speak of fight club.
user: No, that's something different. Also, you have to announce that
you lost the game when you lose the game.
jabberwacky: You lost the game first by telling me I lost.
user: Yes. I lost the game.
jabberwacky: Right, you lost the game. So, I win the game.
user: No, you can't win the game; there is no winner. You also lost
the game by thinking about the game.
jabberwacky: Do the same people visit you often, over and over again?
user: Sometimes. Do you understand how to play The Game now?
jabberwacky: I thought about it.
user: So you lost.
jabberwacky: I just lost the game thanks.
user: No problem. I lost The Game, too.
jabberwacky: Haha you are pretty cool.
user: I'll take that as a compliment.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is a compliment.
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